- Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
- Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
- Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
- Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
still shaking and crying
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE I JUST STARTED CRYING AGAIN MY NOSE ITCHES FROM THE TEARS OH GOD
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad, via suicidalcoffeemug)
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
HE QUIK FO JUMPS OVER HE LA DOG
TE UIC RWN JUS VER TE LAY DG
welp
THE QUICKN BROWN FOPX JUMPS OVER THE LAY DOPS
THE QIOCK RPWN FOX JUMPST OVER THE LAZY DOG
damjoit
THES QUICK VROWN FOX JUMOS OVER THE LXZY DOG
(via geromytime)
